Roster

Photo	First	Last	Position	Email	Jersey
	Bill	Elberty	Defense	bewe3@aol.com	3
Born in 1918 behind a fruit stand off what is now Exit 3 of the Jersey Turnpike, Bill Elberty is the Woodie's anchor on defense. "Anchor" as in to weigh down. Wild Bill is easily identified on the ice as he is the only Woodie who skates without a facemask - and the only Woodie whose mug would be improved by a stick to the forehead. While legend has it that Bill Elberty was a fierce competitor and leader of the St. Lawrence hockey team, research shows his only competition was keeping water bottles filled, and the only leadership position he held was Sergeant-at-Arms of the Geology Club, where he was affectionately known as Box of Rox. Bill is the Principal of the Hogwarts School for Magick and Wizardry, where he constantly is putting out fires. He has a lovely wife (who says love is blind?) and his son Liam has a head of hair you have to see to believe (proving yet again that genes relating to hair growth do, in fact, skip generations). Also Assistant Coach (euphemism for "door-opener") for WUHS Boys Hockey, Bill lends his substantial experience showing the kids how to get up after falling down. Despite rumors to the contrary, there is no validity to the gossip swirling about the Woodstock region that Bill lends his gift of humor and wit to the Channel 3 newscast with Marselis Parsons. It is true, however, that Wild Bill has recently accepted the position as Upper Valley spokes-model for Viagra, boasting, "It isn't so hard to play hard."
	Peter	Chick	Defense	mtnside@together.net	27
Peter is a human-like being that possesses a genetically-altered body. Originally introduced as a bloody skeleton without a canonical story in Mortal Kombat 4, Peter made his first official appearance as a fighter in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon as a being that only possesses muscular, skinless human flesh with one of its eyes is hanging out of its socket.
	John	Chester	Defense	john.chester@wildapple.com	13
John is a magical demon accidentily created (or quitely likely, summoned) by Bibidi. The word "Chester" comes in many forms these include (and are not limited to) Kid Buu, Fat Buu, Evil Buu, Super Buu, Super Buu with Gotenks, Super Buu with Gohan, Uub, Majuub, Muscular Kid Buu, and Piccolo Buu. John's attacks include the Vanishing Ball, turning himself into a cannonball, Kamehameha, Special Beam Cannon, Ki blasts, stretching himself, Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack, and many more (basically any attacks that the person he absorbs has). Essentially he is the most powerful villain in Dragon Ball Z and has the broadest range of attacks and abilities in Dragon Ball history.
	Greg	Labella	Forward	coachlabella@aol.com	5
Born on probation, Greg overcame a fear of dustbunnies to become a contributing member of society. Greg is the brother of Android #18 and the stronger of the two twins. He was once a human, but was turned into a cyborg by Dr. Gero. His main mission was to kill Goku, but Dr. Gero also made him into a component that would allow Cell to evolve and transform. Greg was absorbed and was killed when Cell was destroyed by Gohan. After being resurrected with the Dragon Balls by Kuririn's request, he chose a life of exile and lived in the wilderness for the rest of the series. In Dragon Ball GT, Dr. Myu and Dr. Gero created another Greg. It escaped hell, and fused with the real Greg to become Super Greg .
	Nick	O'Brien	Forward	hobnob@vermontel.net
Ever since he had the operation, Nick has been much more in touch with his body. Drawing on his vast personal experience, he hosts a radio talk show exploring male-female relationships.
	Ray	Rice	Forward
On planet Wooduranus born Ray was. When to hockey it comes, "Do hockey or Do Not hockey; there is no Try."
	Ben	Black	Forward		2
Ben became Grand Champion of the Mortal Kombat tournament after defeating the Great Kung Lao. For 500 years, he remained undefeated and helped Shang Tsung grow ever closer to achieving Shao Kahn's goal of domination over Earthrealm. In his 10th title defense, however, he faced Liu Kang. Kang pushed him to his limits and finally defeated the mighty Shokan warrior. In the tournament's aftermath, Ben went missing after a battle between him and Kano, Johnny Cage, and Sonya Blade. He was believed to be dead. It is theorized that he actually retreated back to his kingdom during this time.
	Ethan	Shaw	Forward	eshaw_vt@msn.com	10
Despite his threatening sounding name, Ethan is really quite harmless and fun loving. He was somewhat demonic when his castle became engulfed in flames on Mount Frypan and wreaked havoc through the village at the foot of the mountain. He is Chi-Chi's father and thus Son Goku's father-in-law. He is very strong and trained along-side Grandpa Gohan under Muten-Rôshi's tutelage.
	Mike	Skuro	Forward	mikeskuro@aol.com	19
Mike brings intensity to the ice fueled by his own personal blend of "B complex" (Bacon, Brown sugar, Red Bull and Beer). He continues to astound scientists by not exploding. Mile became the world's most famous and envied womanizer. He has said that during some years, he was "'involved' with maybe eleven out of twelve months worth of Playmates." Mike has had sustained relationships with Donna Michelle, Marilyn Cole, Lillian Muller, Patti McGuire, Terri Welles,Yazmin King, Shannon Tweed, Brande Roderick, and Heather Rubenstien all of whom were chosen "Playmate of the Year".
	Emo	Chynoweth	Forward		99
Emo charges himself with electricity more easily on days with thunderclouds or when the air is very dry. One can hear the crackling of static electricity coming off this Pokémon. His cheeks are pink, and he has a short tail and huge ears. When Emo plays with others, he may short out electricity with another Pichu, creating a shower of sparks. In that event, this Pokémon will begin crying, startled by the flash of sparks.
	Chris	Nichols	Whatever	cgnichols@aol.com	17
Chris was well known by the time he took the role of the Millionaire, Thurston Howell, III. He was perhaps best known as the voice of the cartoon character Mr. Magoo. He used some of the voice inflections and mannerisms of Magoo in the role of the Millionaire. He was well known for his ad-libs on the set, as well as for public displays of extreme flatulence.